TC 10 Mile: Things I would have tweeted if I hadn’t been running

Miles 1-4

There are a lot of people ripping their clothes off when I walk by. I have that effect.

Holy crap, I just passed someone! She was walking.

Race photographer. SUCK IT IN.

Actually, eff that. Let your muffin top fly. Every one of these bodies is beautiful.

Mile 7ish

I can’t feel anything below my waist. I could be peeing my pants right now and I wouldn’t know it. Am I peeing my pants?

Mile 8-10

This is so much easier than running a marathon. Suckers.

I wonder how long Justin Timberlake stood in the returns line when he brought sexy back.

At the finish

This bus smells like swamp crotch.

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